Who Wants Their Baby Daughter to Look Stupid?

If you’re thinking of putting your baby daughter in a pair of these high-heeled baby crib shoes (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26673132/?GT1=43001) then you deserve to have your child taken away from you.

Not because it’s cruel, or child abuse, or anything like that. Rather, it’s because it makes your baby, and by extension you since you dressed them, look like an idiot.

In the article the inventor is quoted as saying something along the lines of “I thought high-heeled shoes on a baby would be hilarious!”

She thought wrong. I mean… oversized high-heeled shoes on a baby in a crib? That’s what passes for hilarious these days? The rule goes like this: it’s only funny to see oversized high-heeled shoes on a baby if they’re the mom’s shoes so they’re really oversized. That’s always funny.

If you buy these for your baby daughter you’re dumb.

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